I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I

I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I lost it.

it was a sad day when i lost my snow globe. i cried for months.

It was a really tragic event, but luckily I recovered with months of therapy.

But all the money spent in therapy caused my mortgage to default and I was back on the streets. But I was kind of glad. Like my therapist says,

"everything happens for a reason."

but only in snowglobes, because the only thing that happens there is the snow "falls", and the reason for that is someone shaking the snowglobe

Those were the rules and he knew his minutes were numbered. There were seven kids in the store and one of them would pick it up. Trapped, he began building a fort from the fallen

paper plates that had fallen from the box above. Then he bagan to eat

ravenously. As if this was the last platter of franks and beans he would ever see. When he finished he returned to the food line to thank the ladies for laying out

on the buffet table nude. One of them removed her crude pasties, made of paper coffee filters cut like snowflakes. She folded them & tucked them into his shirt pocket. He burped.