84

story 2

  • story 2
  • Scene 4: Exterior Diner. Man with slight limp walks from stage left to right. Vagabond enters holding small rucksack. VAGABOND: Wait! Can you spare a dime? MAN:
  • (who's unemployed) What's that? As Vagabond looks L, Man steals his rucksack, runs off stage R. VAGABOND: (sobbing) Woe is me! Scene 5: [Large carrot descends from rafters] CARROT:
  • I cannot speak, for I am a carrot! Scene 6: [A hillside begins moving on its own] CLARA: The hills are alive! [hill chases CLARA] And they're out to get me!
  • I'm not paranoid! I'm not paranoid! [curtain] Scene 7: [CLARA sprawled onstage, moaning] BUSTER: Well, what's this? Are those tire marks? [hill giggles]
  • CLARA: No, they are stretch marks. I just had your baby and boy, is my cervix tired! BUSTER: Where is he? Where is my baby boy? BABY: Here I am, Pops! Can I have my allowance?
  • BUSTER: Didn't your mother teach you any manners? CLARA: I just had him yesterday... BABY: Gimme my money! (doorbell rings, Clara answers) GIRL SCOUT: Buy some cookies or else!
  • Clara to Girl Scout with taser: "I'll take or else." Baby: "I want my milk money!" Buster: "Here have a stolen girl scout cookie. Rousing Girl Scout with a police walkie: Ned we'v
  • e got a Mint munter, I say again, Mint munter! i did not want to find out what they did to Mint munters because I was pretty sure that Mint munter was me. I kicked the Girl Scout
  • in front of me into the 3 behind barely missing the 4th but she did stagger a bit giving me time to drive my pool cue through her eye before she could bring her Police Issue free.
Started
2015-04-11 23:45:17
Finished
2017-05-01 22:06:36

3 Comments

  1. Avatar

    Shabadu666 May 01 2017 @ 22:09

    I can't wait for Story 3.
  2. Avatar

    LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 22:10

    What was story 1?
  3. Avatar

    Rebbie May 02 2017 @ 16:49

    I searched it I couldn't find story 1. Hmm maybe we should start it?

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!