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Nathusius Pipistrelle set out from Blagdon

  • Nathusius Pipistrelle set out from Blagdon to Oct. 4 2012 to visit his distant cousin, Vespadelus Pipistrelle who lived in a bat box in Schiermonnikoog. It was a trecherous journey
  • which involved lots of violence and barbarians. Nathusius managed, however, to make his way to Schiermonnikoog. When he arrived, blood stained the streets and people lay dead.
  • They'd been caught by Davy Jones & his ilk, a regular occurrence on Schiermonnikoog. Mostly they were dragged down to his locker to sift pearls and raise hurricanes by catching
  • a ride on Jeac Cousteau's tank. But the locker was fetid and foul. Moldy gym shoes and a tangy smelling jock strap was in the locker. Apparently Davy Jones never took his gym
  • Clothes home from his final gig. The Final Festival featured him and Ten Years Later. The empty booze bottles were everywhere and were cleaned up first. Then the sound check was
  • cancelled because the rig truck got stuck in the mud near the duck pond entrance. Concert goers were already arriving. Some could be climbing over the fences. Security hadn't shown
  • up and scores of groupies were flocking into the trailer areas, screaming for their idols. But Joe Dirt and the other members of Blue Floyd had seen them coming, and had run for
  • the touring bus when the other members of Blue Floyd wouldn’t let Joe Dirt on the bus, shouting, “Joe Dirt, you ain’t a member of the band; you’re a lousy kazoo player and your dog
  • 's farts smell like chemical warfare. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, young man!" Joe Dirt sighed. He was used to this, so he took his kazoo and his stink-bombing dog and went
  • to the park. Joe’s dog waited calmly as a walnut was plugged in his ass as bait. A squirrel took the nut, unleashing the dog’s devastating fart. “Fresh-gassed meat tonight, boy!"
Started
2014-01-20 16:48:09
Finished
2020-06-04 17:15:00

4 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jun 04 2020 @ 17:33

    I don't know. Sounds like that squirrel meat will be tainted.
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    KieferSkunk Jun 04 2020 @ 17:51

    Smells like victory!
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    Woab Jun 09 2020 @ 14:49

    Hey, this is seriously tragic! Imagine how starved that squirrel must have been to remove a walnut from a dog's butt! Hand me the tissues.
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    SlimWhitman Jun 09 2020 @ 16:42

    "Squirrel meats tangy tonight.. Wait what's this? Looks like a jock strap!? How'd that get in our gumbo?"

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