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Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the

  • Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the front of a mini-bus squeezed between Tony Blair and a security guy heading to a water park when a fiery explosion on the horizon filled the
  • sky. Tony Blair was whispering something to the security guy while I was distracted by the explosion. They didn't seem to notice. The mini-bus then splashed into the under-water
  • sitting of parliament. Parliamentarians in speedos and flippers made a grizzly sight. Tony Blair, grinning like a loon told everyone not to panic. I packed a small satchel and ran
  • barefoot through the long hallways, mad men in bowler hats barking insanely at my heals. "Wake up!" My mother shook me from my sleep.. What a bizarre nightmare! My dentist
  • warned me to never, ever bite my mother again, so I rolled over, went back to sleep, and resumed my dream. Now I was in a tunnel. I could smell scrambled eggs & bacon. A limp stoat
  • turgid no longer, flopped like a fish down the tunnel. From behind me, a woman screamed. I turned as if in slow motion. There was a light at the end of the tunnel, but it wasn't
  • a train, it was massive mole-beast. The light was bioluminescent bulb handing from its whisker. Claws and horrific teeth rampaged down the tunnel towards me
  • As I fled inside the nearest mouse hut and became a brown mouse. The beast went blind and crashedinto the wall, making such a racket that everyone woke up. The dog catcher came.
  • "Was there a game scheduled for this early hour", asked the groggy dog catcher lifting his leg at the waiter. I whispered silent as a mouse that there was no game but it was afoot.
  • What was afoot was that the waiter's foot was now in a puddle of dog-catcher urine and I no longer had an appetite. I left that restaurant and sauntered down the street, free.
Started
2013-01-04 22:22:18
Finished
2017-01-07 11:13:25

2 Comments

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    Woab Jan 07 2017 @ 11:16

    "I had too much to dream last night, too much to dream..."
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    inatick Jan 09 2017 @ 03:49

    So true... my fold is based on a weird dream I had.

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