"My name is PurpleProf and I (deep breath)
- "My name is PurpleProf and I (deep breath) am a Foldaholic." I sat down.
- "Hello, PurpleProf" chimed the remaining Foldaholics in chorus. It then grew deathly quiet, as each member silently waited for another to begin, secretly hoping someone would
- start confessions. A man in a long coat & hat began, "My name is Slim Whitman & I am a Foldaholic. My lost fold was 30 sec ago. It was brilliantly eloquent and..."
- "Yeah, did you see mine?!" 49erFaithful cut in. That was awesome the way you set it up & I knocked it out of the park!" The FoldingStory Anonymous meeting leader cleared his throat
- . "This meeting will come to order! All rise for your supreme overlord, KieferSkunk." The FoldingStory Anonymous crowd stood up and bowed as Kiefer walked in, but laughed when
- they saw that he's rope was not zip all the way up.You can see that he was wearing a red thong under his rope.
- His rope was attached to a soap which contained his dope. His mother couldn't cope so she went to visit the Pope. The Pope said "There is no hope for
- poetry when we resort to inane rhyme. Don't you read the New Hampshire Literary Review? Now, let me alone, it is time for my snack." The Pope pressed a buzzer on his throne, and a
- choir of angels descended bearing golden platters groaning with exotic fruits & meats. The Pope started scoffing & dismissed me with a wave of his pontifical hand. A line of verse
- came to mind to earn the pope's favor. Well, two from which to choose: "A horse is a horse of course of course," or "I like the pope, the pope do dope." Which would you choose?
- Started
- 2013-01-11 22:57:23
- Finished
- 2014-02-20 21:15:19
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SlimWhitman Feb 21 2014 @ 12:59
The pope do dope.
lucielucie Feb 21 2014 @ 13:08
I don't think any of us reads the New Hampshire Literary Review.
lucielucie Feb 21 2014 @ 13:13
But I'm willing to stand corrected on this.