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Jeff & Jane stood hand in hand, their toes

  • Jeff & Jane stood hand in hand, their toes hanging over the cliff. "Ready?" Jane nodded. "On the count of 3...One...two...three..." They fell together into the dark precipice.
  • "How long are we gonna fall for?" yelled Jane. "About ten minutes!" yelled Jeff. "It's dark!" yelled Jane. "I know!" yelled Jeff. "How many times you done it?" yelled Jane.
  • "I'm not sure, I never counted!" Jeff yelled back. "Did you just touch me?" Jane worriedly asked. She heard a soft giggling and supposed it was her brother and so laughed along.
  • "Uh sis," he began. Catching her breath, Jane heaved, "Wot?" "I didn't grab you. I wasn't even nearby. It was that guy," Jeff pointed. Jane looked and spotted the culprit. It was
  • a little man with very large hands. "I can't control myself," he said to Jeff. "It's like Tourette's syndrome, only in my hands." He reached out & pinched Jane's nice, round
  • melons. "That's it!" said Jane. "Jeff, take your high-fivin' friend out of my produce department!" The dwarf with the big hands looked forlorn, "but they were such nice melons..."
  • "Honeydew NOT!" snapped Jane, and Jeff and his big-handed little friend were given the bum's rush out of the Food-o-rama Store. They picked themselves up off the sidewalk and went
  • and sat themselves down on the bus stop bench in front of the Food-o-rama. Jeff searched his pocket and drew a pack of gum out. He handed the pack to his big handed little friend.
  • "Aw, thanks, pal. I could always use a chew." The small creature held out his palm to receive the gum, but promptly dropped it. "Darn it! I'm all thumbs here!" He bent over to pick
  • it up. He had nearly grasped it when a bigger creature nearby farted, blowing the gum away. Finally, the creature caught the airborne gum and chewed it. Gross. Tasted like a fart.
Started
2015-08-29 20:00:49
Finished
2020-01-25 09:19:03

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jan 25 2020 @ 10:22

    Story of my life. Quite funny!
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    SimpBkDk Feb 05 2023 @ 21:07

    Lol nice. Sad we stopped talking about the cliff tho

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