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The traitor stood with a match dangling precariously

  • The traitor stood with a match dangling precariously from his finger. The fumes from the gasoline were flaring up around it, marking the saturation building in the room.
  • But Jasper had already seen this episode of "24," so he clicked it off. The pasta machine came alive. It said in a raspy voice, "Gnocchi of death awaits you." He dug in the couch
  • in search of a weapon, but all he found between the cushions was spare change. And a paperclip. What good would that do against a now living pasta machine intent on his death?
  • Luckily, its cord kept it bound to a 6-foot radius of the plug in the wall, which meant escape was possible. But that also meant
  • we could tirelessly play maypole dance throughout the evening. Sean's penis with the 72" boot string tied around it
  • tended to attract undue tawdry attention, but dressed with blue ribbons and taffeta fabric squares, it lost it's at-first-glance-inappropriate appearance. The quilters volunteered
  • , moreover, to add a few azure, cobalt and navy blue ribbons for an even more evokative, albeit monochromatic, allure. Suddenly, Lt. Chris Dykeson lost all means of self-control &
  • added a green strand of ribbon as well. Then, Lt. Dykeson began running with scissors, screaming, "F--k the permanent record and the horse it came in on." Then he removed the cap
  • & gown, revealing Beatle Bailey underroos and a startlingly bad physique. Lt. Dykeson sealed his fate as he slipped on some confetti, the scissors went up in the air,
  • and fell down on his forehead,cracking a hole in his skull,releasing blood and thoughts in the air around him,but couldn't breath.
Started
2010-12-12 04:56:59
Finished
2011-03-02 16:56:14

2 Comments

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    OldestLiving Mar 02 2011 @ 22:09

    Marvelous from top to bottom.
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    49erFaithful Mar 02 2011 @ 23:42

    Yeah, this one turned out great. Lt. Dykeson would be proud.

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