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"A megalodon isn't a massive Cenozoic shark

  • "A megalodon isn't a massive Cenozoic shark so much as it is an idea - nay, a beacon of light, a beacon of light with 7-inch teeth." The museum guide was wearing on Kira. She snuck
  • into the giant sharks cavity & made the shark say, "Very flattering Mr. Weebs. Although I do prefer the more informal term 'Monster Shark'. Mr Weebs was startled when Kira made the
  • final plunge into the briny deep. Naked. Sans scuba gear. Letting nature take its course. By course I mean 3 course meal and Kira was the main dish. Chumming the water
  • with me were my brohort: Marco, Tojo and Brok, and they all started petting me. WTF! "You're beautiful when you're wet, like a sleek monkey dolphin." What my Kira made of this scen
  • t was shown by Kira's screwed up face. Her disgust pleasured me deeply. It brought me back to the wonderful memories of a syrup-bacon pancake breakfast. Kira clinched her
  • hair in a crunchie & dropped this bombshell. "We're moving to Belfast. I've got a job & if you want to eat you'd better come too." It was a no-brainer & soon Kira & I were renting
  • This dog, who followed us everywhere. He was a nice pet who lived and pooped by himself. The only problem was he never found the answer to the universe and everything else
  • He would tuck his tail by his nose, lie down on his pet bed, and sigh. What was worse, although our dog didn't know the answers to everything, our cat did - and wasn't telling.
  • That's why we changed his name to Yoda. His answers were cryptic and weirdly phrased. "Kitty want a treat?" Ears twitching, he trilled, "Me treats, give now!" I hastily obeyed.
  • After all,Yoda the Cat knew all my secrets &, if provoked,would probably use that information against me. I made sure I always had plenty of treats for Yoda,as I had many secrets.

1 Comments

  1. lucielucie Sep 26 2014 @ 14:10

    Scrunchie got autocorrected to crunchie.

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