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When you wait for the cable guy, you get

  • When you wait for the cable guy, you get bored. When you get bored, you start staring out of windows. When you stare out of windows, you see things you shouldn't see. When you see
  • things you shouldn't see, you have really bad guys wanting to kill you. When you have really bad guys wanting to kill you, you dress up like a woman and move to Brazil. When you d
  • ress up like a woman & move to Brazil, you must dress in skimpy clothes & dance the samba. When you dress in skimpy clothes & dance the samba, you'll attract bad guys. When you att
  • ract bad guys, you get into unhealthy relationships. When you get into unhealthy relationships, you overeat to compensate. When you overeat to compensate, you lose self-confidenc
  • e and end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on. When you end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on, you may be filmed on live TV. When you're filmed on live TV, you will
  • be called the bottomless coffee server. When you serve bottomless coffee, your customers get overheated. When your customers are too hot, you might get fired. When you get fired,
  • you won't be able to afford coffee anymore, regardless of its bottomless properties. So, to avoid getting fired, at 3:00 every day you slap a "No More Coffee" sign on the
  • windows and break out the dandelion tea,a tepid mix of soaking roots which went for thirty cents per cup. The world was drying up out there, the population slowly turning to puddl
  • es of sweat and tears. "What do you mean 'no caffeine'?" A mob of irate customers torched the cafe. Herbal scented smoke and fire enveloped it, leaving behind singed tea bags.
  • By the time the firemen arrived, there was nothing left of the cafe and everyone had fled the scene. Everyone except for one man, who just stood there staring angrily at the ruins.
Started
2015-08-01 11:42:46
Finished
2015-08-21 21:29:39

2 Comments

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    martusino Aug 22 2015 @ 08:40

    I messed up! :0
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    PurpleProf Aug 22 2015 @ 10:51

    Nawww, martusino! It's all good! :)

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