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She made her excuses and left me 2 sleeping

  • She made her excuses and left me 2 sleeping pills along with gaps around the house and in my heart. Now half broken and half hopeful of new new lover, careful I don't add to the
  • to bill that Dr. Pepi who claims to be a natural doctor with a lot of experience wants to charge me for
  • waxing my inner thighs. "I thought that had been a gift!" I exclaimed. "No the gift was for me, have a chance to look at your rosy and soft thighs..." the doctor sighed. "It'll be
  • a sweet pleasure, compared to the past few weeks." He sat down heavily on the bed, sighing melodramatically, but with more than one sideways glance at me. "I really felt like s
  • winging the club at his head." I didn't want to dirty my new Taylor Burner. It was great to finally be out on the golf course. With the weather unseasonably cold I was glad to
  • wallop a few balls and get my body temperature up a bit, although I still shivered so much that I kept sending the ball into the trees. My score for the first hole was more than
  • my social security number. Blaming my club, I dove into a water hazard in search of a Titleist driver. Suddenly, something brushed against my leg. "Either that's a mermaid, or just
  • a woman with the tail of a fish." Regardless, I wanted to make sweet love to it. But I also wanted to finish the back nine and have a couple cold ones with the boys. Logically, I
  • tried to do both. After the brewskis, I had my tryst with the now merwoman. Nine months later Neptune showed up with his knocked up daughter. At my trident point Wedding
  • she screamed in despair, but no one could hear, this was the last anyone & anything was her.....
Started
2011-02-05 10:25:35
Finished
2011-11-20 21:05:12

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 21 2011 @ 07:49

    What a waste of a perfectly good catch of fish...
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    sundancer Feb 11 2012 @ 14:00

    WOW!!!! That was a really funny ending!!! I love the part where Neptune shows up with his knocked up mermaid daughter. HAHA!! Instead of gun-point wedding- a trident point wedding! It's great. But I'm confused about the last line? Maybe that was meant for another fold. That's happened to me once before.

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