I couldn't believe my eyes! The last thing

I couldn't believe my eyes! The last thing I expected to see when I looked out my window was that!

That that thing. I tried ignoring it by resuming work on my computer. But I could sense it was still there. I looked out the window again. Completely unnatural. Impossible!

It was crazy to think that there was a talking lion called Rumbleroar outside, insisting on taking me to Pigfarts! I looked at it incredulously as it opened its mouth

and spewed rainbow coloured gummy-bears. Rumbleroar the lion looked at me, and I thought, heck, why not. Pigfarts might be a place filled with fairy-floss and gummies as well. So I

flew to the place known as Pigfarts. I found no fairy-floss and gummies. Instead, it was a disturbing scene of obsession and rotteness. The mayor of pigfarts was Marc Summers.

He was known as a real S.O.B. by the locals, who wore t shirts with his face, name and "S.O. B." On them, as if to rub it in.

on his forehead. But when people started getting real tattoos of the letters "S. O. B." on their foreheads, I decided it that the branding wasgetting too genericized.Thus,I decided

to escape the South of the Border tourist trap by hiding in the backseat of a couple on their way from New York to Florida for their honeymoon. All went well until we got to

to the border and I couldn't control this unbelievable urge to sneeze. I didn't have the room to maneuver myself to cover my mouth to cover up the sneeze. This was it I blew it.