You know what I think? I think we are folding
- You know what I think? I think we are folding stories with some famous people, that's what. I think some people on this FoldingStory site are acting all normal, when in fact, they
- actually are legit writers. E.g. "Slim Whitman": Mark Twain, reincarnated. "MoralEnd": Lawyer? My ass. He's Dave Eggers. "Chaz" is really Wes Anderson. Buddyboy can't hide the fac
- t that he's J. R. R. Tolkien's and Sylvia Plath's love child. Did you know that I am actually J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym of Sundancer? Little known truth that
- all famous writers travel under psuedonyms for fear of being mobbed by fans. Steven King uses the alias Pussywillow when booking accomodation. Authors are often stalked by
- me. Hi, reader, my name is Carmen Monterros: professional writer stalker. This about the time things got weird during a case shadowing pulp writer Philip Jose Farmer to New Mexico.
- Philip had struck up an online friendship with a chap calling himself Carlos Santa Maria Del Agua. I was positioned at a corner booth for the first meeting between Philip & Carlos.
- Phillip & Carlos were the inspiration behind Thelma & Louise. However the real story is much darker and contains some pretty unsettling themes. It all started when
- Phillip and Carlos bought a car. Then they ran away and something else happened? Oh yes, they met Brad Pitt. That's the dark bit. They met Brad and he pouted and said
- "That turnip truck you two fell off of musta come from heaven." So Phillip and Carlos gave Brad Pitt a ride. He'd snark his snot and say "dip she-yit." They drove 110mph and robbed
- a zoo, letting the animals escape, then tattooed twelve monkeys on parts of their bodies near rude parts of their bodies. Oh, what a cracking good time they had together.
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- 2012-11-25 23:52:53
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- 2014-07-18 16:32:02
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