You know what I think? I think we are folding

You know what I think? I think we are folding stories with some famous people, that's what. I think some people on this FoldingStory site are acting all normal, when in fact, they

actually are legit writers. E.g. "Slim Whitman": Mark Twain, reincarnated. "MoralEnd": Lawyer? My ass. He's Dave Eggers. "Chaz" is really Wes Anderson. Buddyboy can't hide the fac

t that he's J. R. R. Tolkien's and Sylvia Plath's love child. Did you know that I am actually J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym of Sundancer? Little known truth that

all famous writers travel under psuedonyms for fear of being mobbed by fans. Steven King uses the alias Pussywillow when booking accomodation. Authors are often stalked by

me. Hi, reader, my name is Carmen Monterros: professional writer stalker. This about the time things got weird during a case shadowing pulp writer Philip Jose Farmer to New Mexico.

Philip had struck up an online friendship with a chap calling himself Carlos Santa Maria Del Agua. I was positioned at a corner booth for the first meeting between Philip & Carlos.

Phillip & Carlos were the inspiration behind Thelma & Louise. However the real story is much darker and contains some pretty unsettling themes. It all started when

Phillip and Carlos bought a car. Then they ran away and something else happened? Oh yes, they met Brad Pitt. That's the dark bit. They met Brad and he pouted and said

"That turnip truck you two fell off of musta come from heaven." So Phillip and Carlos gave Brad Pitt a ride. He'd snark his snot and say "dip she-yit." They drove 110mph and robbed

a zoo, letting the animals escape, then tattooed twelve monkeys on parts of their bodies near rude parts of their bodies. Oh, what a cracking good time they had together.