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I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His

  • I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

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  • Parking spot

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  • And his mustang was to big to park in a normal parking spot

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  • So he rammed it straight through the McDonald's front doors and walked away as the car and the McDonald's exploded behind him

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  • And smashed some other gay kids

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  • before being arrested for homophobic abuse.

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  • So that sucked. I thought I knew them better, Fred and Margie. Where did they find the time to picket funerals in states they'd never been? Although I disagree with their polictics

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  • I had to admit Fred and Margie had the best signs at the funeral. They managed to spell scented & hell correctly, the others were an English teachers nightmare & they smelled of

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  • blueberry muffins. Which is better than smelling bad, I suppose. But what I really couldn't understand was why anyone would serve beer at a funeral? I always just bring my own.

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  • Hmm. Blueberry beer. I wonder if anybody's thought of that already? Taking a long swig, I ponder this important question through the rest of the day. Then I go home and sleep.

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