Her parents bet on her gender before she

Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker

puncher his daughter ducked everytime they met. Finally her dad said, "Look, stop ducking, I won't punch you, I love you." He reached out to hug. She stood up and he socked her

in the prosthetic ear, which flew into a bowl of gazpacho. She kneed her father in the prosthetic groin, causing him to shrug indifferently. "So that's why you're so mean," she

Said. He was, to her, the bionic man. Sometimes the prosthetic body parts would come loose and she had to tighten the screws. This creeped her out!

When he was younger, the bionic man had impressed her with his physical strength, & refined senses, but now in old age, his eyes got stuck telescoped out, his tool leaked oil and

he often rusted himself while watering the garden. But the bionic woman didn't care. She was no spring chicken herself, and often left a trail springs between the TV and the fridge

and she used just as much oil as he did. The Tin Man didn't understand what she did with all that oil. She was bionic not mechanical. So where was all that oil going. There marriag

e was consummated in the mosh pit at the Lockheed Martin Laboratory, and the oil did flow mightily, enough for proper lubrication, but the Tin Man still wondered what Dorothy did

It wasn't long after until Tin Man was a registered sex offender. He lost contact with Dorothy and the rest of the gang, and lived alone without his can.