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The world is turning around in a loopy way

  • The world is turning around in a loopy way at the moment so I won't lie down.Just write things down & admit I love you guys as much as one can love a bunch of strangers on a websit

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  • e. The vast universe is only vast because we can witness it. Purpose is to bring happiness to others. With FS, I do this with as little effort as possible. Much love stranger.

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  • Having nearly maximized my happiness bringing : effort ratio strategy I decided to ramp up production. Right after a quick power nap. Thusly napped, I sat down ready to fold

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  • dollars into my money clip. Exhaustion finally sank in after the final (and first) dollar was folded. Now it was time for a power nap to minimize my lack of financial happiness.

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  • So I threw on my leg warmers, headband, kneepads & cleats and closed my eyes, ready for the most powerful nap I had ever experienced before in all my life.

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  • But I found that my leg warmers, headband, kneepads & cleats made me uncorfortable. So I took them off.

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  • Talk about bad timing! As soon as I took off my leg warmers a mini Ice Age hit and froze the children and only a Sweetpea with a Dreamlord Elk could save them and the planet from

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  • looking like the inside of a 1965 Good Humor Ice Cream Truck. Sweetpea and the Dreamlord Elk started doing the Samba and it was so hot that all that was frozen began to melt.

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  • The Arctic sea ice didn't melt, nor did the Antarctic sea ice. The polar bears and penguins refused to allow it as did the sun. Al Gore and his minions drowned in money from Mr.

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  • Rose. It was his money keeping the Arctic and Antarctic frozen. They were paying off the polar bears, who spent their money on fresh fish imports and pre-frozen ice. All was well.

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