Dominique Haldemann, Master of the PVC pipes

Dominique Haldemann, Master of the PVC pipes headlined Urs Tikumu's Save the World concert at the Aluminum Can Colosseum in the Recycling Capitol of the World, "

Mr. Haldemann's performance of Handel's Water Music on PVC elbow joint with monkey wrench was the climax of the concert." said Rolling Stone. Mario twisted the magazine.

"F-ing hipsters." He tossed the music mag. "Something wrong?" Luigi asked. Bright blue overall strap undone, he sighed. "Can ya b'lieve Haldeman? PVC pipes to Handel. We gotta beat

mushrooms, turtles," bleeted Mario. Luigi rolled his eyes. Here we go, another one of y Bro's super rants. Luigi got in his cart, "Listen, I need to pick up the dry cleaning,

so hurry up!". The cart starts moving and it is going faster and faster. "Look! it's Wairo and His motorcycle! Watch out!" said Luigi. Mario quickly turn the cart and at that speed

it jack-knifed, skidded fifty feet and pinned Wairo and his motorcycle against the wall of the cracker factory. "Why you a-crying like that?" scolded Mario, "you scare me and Luigi

smells sooo bad like mama's rotten spaghetti with stinky feet cheese and blessed with diaper droppings in it." Wario snapped. "Take Luigi and and this here bomb flower and go to

The parking lot where Sears used to be. Dump it there and come back. Don't forget to wash your hands!" The squirrels took one whiff of it and ate my avacados instead. They

but luckily for me squirrels had not been indoctrinated against running with scissors. I handed them each their own pair and off they went and mayhem ensued.