I open my eyes to darkness. I was locked

I open my eyes to darkness. I was locked in place, immobilized; knowing not which direction I faced. Without warning, a blinding light strikes me, all I can do is think

if I would make it out of this alive. I started to think of a plan to get out of this situation, and tried to get up but couldn't because of the pain of my broken keg. Suddenly,

an aligator came by and stared at me. My hands were shaking so hard I thought they were going to fall off. He had a hunger look in his eye, which made me wet my pants. Then he

got up and started playing the trumpet ! I was so scared i didnt know what to do . I thought of running , but just couldnt make my legs move . Then all of a sudden

skeletons popped out the closet and dancing to the trumpet with an old vaudville show stopper. I said, "Feet don't fail me now!" and jumped out of my boots. I busted through a door

way because the door was already open. I slammed right into the skeletons and knocked them into a pile of bones. That's when I noticed that the skeletons had wires holding them

so I took one end of the wire and gave it a good pull, and all the bones reassembled and formed a gigantic skeleton resembling a mutant chimera

with bone plates forming what can only be described a a Toto around it's waist. This proved that the chimera's had developed Ballet dancing first. They must have been extreamly

nimble on their toes, all twenty of them. Who would have thought, the beastly mythological creature could be so delicate as to preform a pirouette.