FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
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He just woke up. The sweat covered his body and his pulse was high. He had a dream about one of his stories which no one wanted to fold. And in his dream, the main character was
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a brilliantly sharp, lanky man who looked rather like a pencil but couldn't write anything even if he wanted to. He drew a blank
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- faced stick person on his paper. He needed to pass the time and he was not content with what he had so far, so he drew a
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nice suit on the person, along with a lovely head of hair and pretty blue eyes. Suddenly it bit him.
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He screamed in agony! Then realized it didn't actually hurt. Instead it tickled. It tickled and tickled and tickled until he peed his pants. Embarrassed in front of everyone he
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loaded his machinegun and mowed down the entire crowd. No witnesses equals no embarrassment. He walked out awkwardly, trying to avoid his skin touching his soiled trousers and
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Dead bodies that were surrounding him. He Realized that there was a better solution but he didn't care. He just wanted to not be seen all bloody or else he would be in jail
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Until Auntie Flo bailed him out again. He knew she had threatened to cease bailing out her naughty nephew, who had already gotten 2 DUIs since being able to drive drunk.
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But Auntie Flo only visited once a month, and her nephew drove while intoxicated more frequently than that. In the end he wound up hitting the Popemobile and got life in prison.
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- Started
- 2014-06-24 02:09:08
- Finished
- 2016-12-26 15:14:26
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Dhanithecat Dec 26 2016 @ 15:18
Perfect ending, Woab!