The Minotaur flossed a victim's entrails

The Minotaur flossed a victim's entrails from his teeth and put on a tie. "I got my wallet, my keys... Hey, my keys are gone!" He'd dropped them in the maze, again. His date waited

Downstairs, they'd just have to call a cab to take them to the level 31 dungeon. The minotaur and his date slew a party of mid-level adventurers and he looted a +35 axe of might.

The " 35 axe of might" could turn "impossibe" into "might". The Minotaur & his date Medusa went to Club Minos but the bouncer said "It's impossible to get in looking like you two

want to exchange raw enzymes. Medusa and the Mnotaur smiled(grimaced?). The bouncer was Perseus. Medusa's snakes were shedding so

he asked her to tie back her hair please madam, or leave. Medusa was not down with either option, so she slipped out her sequinned clubbing eyeball and popped in

a 13 ball she'd swiped from the Slippery Stick pool hall and medical mj dispensary. He gulped, and let Medusa pass; he knew of the legend of Medusa of the 13th Eye and was not

About to take chances. So he let Medusa pass and gave her no ticket. Gregory the Brave took over her case from me. Gregory was very studious and took his time.

Gregory took so much time, in fact, that Medusa became impatient and one of her ophidian locks chewed off his arm. As he turned to accuse her, he turned to stone. Medusa celebrated

by trying to wash his flesh out of her hair. Gregory discovered how really evil her gaze was when he discovered he was still alive inside the cement: frozen in place to be a witne

ss that for all her hideousness, Medusa was still a really beautiful woman. The realization caused a bit of a hardening in a certain spot of the cement. Hm, never been that hard.