The big day was here, it was now or never.
- The big day was here, it was now or never. My parents were driving I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm how was I supposed
- to keep calm knowing that I was on my way to Mars for boarding school? All my short life I'd wanted nothing more than be as far away from my parents & my annoying little brother
- I could not wait to start the Mars-port intergalactic boarding school. "Keep calm, son. You haven't passed the entry test yet.". What?! There was an entry test?
- He held up a card. It was a 3 of hearts. "Is this the entry test into the Mars-port Intergalactic Boarding School?" He smirked, "Whoops, that's a fail." He pushed a blinking orange
- off the table, where it blinked away in a small garbage can. The hopeful cadet was distracted long enough for the test-giver to klonk him over the head with a frying pan, instantly
- knocking him out. "Lights out, Cadet." This had been one many mutinies on this mission - a perilous mission by the Space Corps to capture Mingrawn Timbletot and bring him to
- justice; execution by particle acceleration. I had heard CommanderVideo and Junior Melchkin talk about these concepts several times before, but I had never seen an infinity chasm
- But now it was here for all to see. How to build a bridge across it? There was no blueporint, so I had to invent one. That kept me busy for almost two years. Meanwhile, the chasm
- continued to grow. At some point it had split in two forming a peninsula in the center. One day, at the end of the peninsula, there appeared The Camp of The Stranger. Thing were
- happening in brain. Me scared. Me bash stranger! But stranger talk me out of it, offer food. Food good. Stranger and me friends. Life good. Fold bad. Me happy at last. No brain.
- Started
- 2015-02-06 20:53:18
- Finished
- 2016-09-21 14:31:10
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Woab Sep 21 2016 @ 14:33
"He pushed a blinking orange off the table, where it blinked away in a small garbage can." LOL!
KieferSkunk Sep 21 2016 @ 15:29
I excel at random.
KieferSkunk Sep 21 2016 @ 15:31
Your ending is really funny too. :) I love it when a story starts with hardcore sci-fi and gradually descends into madness.