The robot "Professorn 1000" arrived in a
- The robot "Professorn 1000" arrived in a humble IKEA box. I hasty started to put it together. After much work i found out that one piece was missing. I turned it on anyway and
- and there was light and it talked to me, but it sounded weird.
- I brought up my hand to shield my eyes from the unbearable brightness. A voice boomed like a chorus of french horns. "Welcome to heaven! Do you have your ID?"
- I fumbled for my wallet, realizing I'd left it on the hospital bed. "Registration?" The voice bellowed. I shook my head. "Wait by the cherubs while we look you up in the system."
- The cherubs grinned at me and winked, "Happens all the time." Cherubs in a hospital apothecary? At this point I began to suspect that not all had gone well with my gallblatter OP
- "Your gallbladder is fine. I had a look at it myself. It's peachy", said the Cherub working his teeth with a pick. "Me and the boys were just out checking on things. I saw you were
- lost again. Since when'd you think you're a Doctor?" "Since I took up part time work for Dr. Goodfeel Drinkenstein." That doesn't make you a doctor the boys chided. But the Cherub
- Knew I had no idea what Lydia Pinkham's classic liquid tonic was used for. A bottle was on her dresser.
- It smelled like turpentine, it looked like India ink, I held my nose I closed my eye. I took a drink. My breasts receded and I grew boy parts. My pay increased by 25%. It was a
- transgendered kind of day in Green Bay, double U eye. And now I'm just another ordinary regular guy. I'm just a regular guy. I kissed my boobies goodbye. I'm just a regular guy. .
- Started
- 2014-01-05 20:36:34
- Finished
- 2017-08-03 11:47:49
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LordVacuity Aug 03 2017 @ 13:01
The boobies made there way to my bird rescue farm where they made friends with a bunch of tits.
LordVacuity Aug 03 2017 @ 13:01
doh! their not there.
Jimbeau Aug 05 2017 @ 11:39
Either way. . .he kissed his boobies goodbye!