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I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide

  • I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to
  • be close to hairy, sweaty, muscular men nearly all times of the day, something that writing could never bring me. Mulling this over I remembered the famous lines of Willy Wonka:
  • "You get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!" It didnt' make me feel any better about being surrounded by some of the wettest, ugliest men I had ever seen. But I toiled away at
  • perming their unruly pubic hair. After all, these were some of the highest paid pube models this side of Budapest. With hair dryer and comb in hand, I started at the end of the row
  • and three days later, all of the customers had been served. I was near to collapsing from physical and mental exhaustion, but I still couldn't go home. Someone had to sweep up all
  • garbage and shit littering my front yard. So I called my boyfriend with the excuse that he would get laid once finished the job.
  • But that was inexcusable and wrong for me to do. So I changed my mind and got out in my yard and finished the job myself. I then went back inside and continued watching
  • barney for the rest of the night, then i had a dream barney attacked me and i woke up screaming so the next morning i
  • took all of my barney clothes, memoborila, and toys and burned them in a huge bonfire. Barney no longer existed in my life and it felt great. My new fav cartroon character is
  • MOJO JOJO from the Powder Puff girls. He had taught me to get rid of the things so I could grow up. I drew in a breath as I yelled out, "ROLL TIDE!"
Started
2011-04-22 17:06:35
Finished
2011-05-11 11:31:35

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