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As the sun shines down on the desolate sandlands,

  • As the sun shines down on the desolate sandlands, the rays glisten off the freshly polished pile of abandoned skeletal remains. The bones had notches and breaks in them likely from
  • the teeth of a grand beast, likely as savage and unforgiving as these wastelands. The sand kicked up, a brief moment of movement, and the bones vanished under the sand. How many of
  • these random folds must I complete to garner the interest of my fellow Foldsters? At any rate, there I was, stuck in the desert. I must be cursed! I pumped nudists heavenward and
  • cried out, "Fellow nude Foldsters follow me into the light!" The heavens opened and the rain poured down washing me in
  • Words and pictures reminiscent of Monty Python. Terry Gilliam produced a film of it and planned to release it in a few months! What to call it?
  • The Other Balls that don't have policemen. The Monty Pythons actually considered it for a total of 0.00000000001 seconds, flashing by in a dream. That was more than your idea got.
  • Your idea got bumped down to the Benny Hill gag writing office, where it was briefly discussed, but only if it included half-clad nurses and dirty old men in wheelchairs. It was
  • your baby and you didn't want it besmirched by half-clad nurses & dirty old men in wheelchairs. Besides your intended audience hadn't been for the Benny Hill fans. Your idea needed
  • a hashtag, something to click with the cliques of celebrity youth culture. And for heck's sake, avoid pronouns, the deadliest part of speech there ever was, invented by Hitler. You
  • ... oh shoot, I used a pronoun. Dang, I did it again! Argh, why can't I stop using pronouns?? ARGH! MAKE IT STOP! (zoom out to city skyline, where a city block suddenly collapses.)
Started
2014-04-15 21:48:47
Finished
2020-11-23 22:18:42

2 Comments

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    Woab Nov 29 2020 @ 13:09

    Keif, I think you may have been mistaken, earlier. This is surely your finest finale.
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    KieferSkunk Oct 01 2022 @ 09:48

    Seeing this comment nearly two years later. Thanks! I hope there will be plenty more of them now that FoldingStory is being revived!

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