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He clamored for the phone. One more digit

  • He clamored for the phone. One more digit and he'd get 911, but he'd dropped it with the last punch and it cracked a few feet away. There was blood too, but she hadn't noticed it
  • because she was texting. He couldn't scream because her hamster had been stuffed in his throat. He was blacking out. He raised his fist but she walked by him texting, she
  • texted and kept texting and he couldn't do anything to stop her. With the hamster stuffed down his throat making him gag, the clicking sounds of her texting driving him insane, he
  • swallowed. Suddenly sound lost all meaning as he soon realized he could no longer breathe. Nor, could be cough up the wriggling lump lodged in his throat, blocking air passage.
  • Mr. Prefect's idea went wrong. If the babelfish in the ear would allow you to understand any language, then maybe swallowing it would allow him to speak any language. Instead,
  • it only allowed him to eat alphabet soup in any language. But that turned out to come in handy for Ford when
  • suddenly an alien craft descended in front of him, teleported him into a cage onboard, and demanded in English that he solve their alphabet-soup-based intergalactic puzzle game.
  • Too bad in the future they only spoke esperanto. Shooting viscous floaty alphabet soup in zero gravity wasn't easy with the constant singing on the loudspeaker. His arwing was
  • flying in formation with other ships to make the Esperanto word majstrskribisto. Suddenly their neat formation was scrambled by team Star Wolf flying as the Newspeak word
  • 'ungood'. The result was 'a job trims skirts', which flying V's of geese could comprehend more easily than metaphors. Big Brother looked at his creation and saw that it was gooder.
Started
2011-01-07 03:00:57
Finished
2011-11-11 14:31:50

2 Comments

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    m80 Nov 11 2011 @ 16:31

    insanely random and awesome, especially MoralEnd's and boring's folds. Nice work, everybody!
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    SlimWhitman Nov 12 2011 @ 02:50

    The Hitchhikers Guide interlude really fits. It's a Douglas Adams style story after all.

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