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I have a mansion, sports car, pool, cashmere

  • I have a mansion, sports car, pool, cashmere sweater, and gold watch. I am living the virtual dream. Outside of my social media game, I have a cardboard box and ramen.
  • In this virtual life my friends are Brangelina, Donald Trump, and Barbra Streisand. In real life they are the crackheads three boxes down the street, Sally Sweet Lips, and Mike the
  • Moocher and Vinny. I get up early & ride my old exercise bike. The generator is hooked up to my XO. I head over McD's to send my morning tweets to Brangy, Trump & co. My bum status
  • is obvious to everyone waiting in line for a Filet-o-Fish. I was so embarrassed I said, "Voldemort votes Republican!" The kids in line spun around and
  • knocked me to the ground. They looked so innocent; I had no idea they were off-duty punks. One of them pulled out a knife. An on-duty cop bolted out of the McDonalds. My prospects
  • looked good when the cop handed me his gun and told me that anything I wished to do to the two punks would be legal as long as they didn't get shot. So I aimed at a stoplight abov
  • e us as a light rain began to fall.The stoplight changed from green to red as I pointed the 357 at it. I let the gun fall. I could feel everything: the two punks, the cop, the soc
  • -k on my foot, the air blowing on my face, the minute pressure waves that carried the sound of a distant dog barking at the moon, a penny in my pocket, the subtle nuances of
  • these simple pleasures causing the corners of my mouth to turn upwards.Ah, how long it had been since I last smiled.I had nearly forgotten what it felt like. My joy was short-lived
  • a half my face went numb with Bell's Palsy. I now pose for photos with my left side only showing so it isn't all bad. My left was always my best side.
Started
2011-09-24 00:45:49
Finished
2012-12-06 20:27:30

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    KieferSkunk Dec 07 2012 @ 17:42

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