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When I was here, I wanted to be there; when

  • When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle
  • I find myself back here in bed with my orangatan wife. Being married to her & having kids with her was the closest thing I had to living in a real jungle. I breathed in her scent
  • and it was atrocious. Orangutangs smell awful and this marriage was a mistake plus our kids were inter species monsters. Not knowing what to do, I called Squawkers for help and
  • maybe a feathery should to cry on. I knew Squawkers always had a thing for me, so my dissolving Orangutang marriage could be the perfect opportunity for
  • sweet parrot-ape love. Squawkers was so blinded by his love for me that he didn't notice my enraged orangutang spouse swinging from the chandelier. Too late - a jealous ape foot gr
  • abbed squawkers by his rainbow mokawk & climbed to the top of the 3D puzzle of the Burj Dubai. I tried to pilot my remote controlled biplane to get Wilma down, but my Orang bride
  • smaid suggested we just dangle some ripe bananas within her view. So we did just that, and before we could say "Your mother's a gorilla," Wilma had returned from her lofty retreat.
  • Good old Wilma! As a reward we took her to see a film. It was one of those comedies with Meg Ryan. She wasn't impressed and decided to have a dirty protest, which was bad because
  • I'd just cleaned the sofa. You see, my name is Pebbles. I am Wilma's daughter.
  • Or I was. Now I give these presentations against the dangers of driving under the influence of marijuana and crack cocaine. This was my story. Thank you.
Started
2013-03-26 21:50:34
Finished
2013-05-31 17:09:08

1 Comments

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    inatick May 31 2013 @ 23:12

    My 5th story complete 524 folds and avg score of 3.5. The beginning of this story is a quote from the 1979 Vietnam war film Apocalypse Now. I was listening to a drum bass track and they had used the quote as a sample. Thanks everyone for your contribution and especially squawkers for making an appearance.

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