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Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest

  • Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest you in some 20-sided polyhedrals? A new line of Warhammer 3000 Space Marines arrived this morning! Wait! Magic Cards?
  • " I had one foot out the door when the desperate game store clerk cried out, "WAIT! I see you are a gamer of discerning tastes... Perhaps... THIS will interest you." He revealed a
  • box of Lucky Charms. "Cereal? Why would I be interested in that?" "Beneath the tasty marshmallow shapes," the clerk said, "ye'll find one of the rarest treats known to any gamer!"
  • looking in the box this person found one of gaming's most beloved icon....JEWEEGE!
  • "Oh how happy" said the boy. i always wanted to play with one of these now i found this surprising game
  • rather a nuisance, since I had no clue as to who was doing what, at this point. But when the boy donned a pair of water wings and took off after a school of sea turtles, I began to
  • realize that the priests at Saint Bernard’s smelled like virgin cheese, and cheese was only ready for consumption by sea turtles when it smelled like sweaty, stinky cub scout feet.
  • "That is an old fishwives tale. If the sea turtle is hungry they'll eat virgin cheese. They preferred the sweaty jockstrap left in a moldy locker tasting cheese." The priests were
  • shocked by the frankness in which they were told about the sea turtle’s appetite. They stood together, hushed in a circle, until Fr. Emmerich stepped forward, and disrobed himself
  • exposing that he was Dana Carvey, playing Pistachio Disguisey, playing Mitch McConnell, the sea turtle. The event was a farce; disgusted guests gulped down their drinks & left.

2 Comments

  1. Jimbeau Jul 03 2021 @ 10:18

    Once, again, Woab has saved the day.

  2. Woab Jul 03 2021 @ 12:58

    Heck, when a story isn't going anywhere, sometimes it needs a goose. Or a sea turtle.

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