Biden lit up. He puffed like a pro. He passed

Biden lit up. He puffed like a pro. He passed the joint to Michelle. She wondered if she should take it. Then Biden produced a package of Mothers Frosted Circus Animal cookies. Mic

rophones in the walls recorded the sound of cookies crunching and a sharply indrawn breath. His white teeth flashed as she reached out for the forbidden foods. Corruption starts

early in the Betty Crocker homestead. If you didn't eat her food with a smile, Betty was apt to whack you upside the head with her red spoon. The other downside was the shame of

went to the home of Aunt Jemima and Marie Calendar, an interracial lesbian duo, where syrup and pie were always on the menu. They fed all of us until

we were sticky from the copious oils of their frantic frotting. It got really awkward & uncomfortable, & we lost our appetite when Jemima and Marie C. started getting it off on the

old widow Redenbacher's porch. It was plain nasty but we couldn't just stop watching. I'd never seen such a frotting. I swear we were about to leave when we heard a strange popping

noise, I looked at Walt, "Walt, was that you?" "What the popping? Yeah, my bad" "Are you popping again? What did I tell you about popping in public?" He stopped popping for a while

. Walt had the loudest knuckle pop in Loving county."Your likely to give Mr. Hooper a heart attack like that. Remember Edna?"We were sitting in the Boot Track Cafe. "But Bud's deaf

dog duke farted pleasantly, not knowing what anyone was talking about. Of course that's why Walt was so loud because he was surrounded by the deaf and dumb.