“Laugh it up, Fuzzball.” said the Siamese

“Laugh it up, Fuzzball.” said the Siamese cat to the Manx. The Manx couldn't help laughing, the Siamese had just his testicles clipped.

The Siamese cat hissed at the Manx - what the tailless cat didn't know was that it was his turn for the knife tomorrow. At least he had the decency to

shave before being operated on. Licking the stitches would be easier that way. As long as they didn't remove the tufts of hair from hears, it would be ok. He looked distinguished

enough, especially with that US Army push pin. He wasn't actually in the Army, he just says he was so he doesn't have to pay for stuff. The doctor finally entered the room and

became transfixed by the sight of a giant greeting card left on his desk that he did not even notice his patient waiting by the muscular system chart. The doctor yelled

"What the hell is this?" and opened it. He found a birthday card from his mum. She was quite a prankster, he recalled. She still called in jokes every Monday at 545am.

Those jokes had gotten old. Sunday evening he hooked up the answering machine with a recording of him laughing after about 20 sec but his Mum wasn't dumb & she one upped her pranks

To eleven when she made him forget that strumpet, Shirley Duke McGovern. He asked her, "Who is Shirley Duke McGovern?" Once you forget one person you've forgotten them all.

"For that matter," he added, "Who are You?" Her face fell. All she had ever dreamed of was being all he ever dreamed of, and now he had forgotten her. "Call me Mama," she answered.

He looked at her, "Mama?" "Mama Jemima?" She smiled and gave him the delectable syrup. Everything came full circle, they lived happily ever after eatin delicious syrup and pancakes