I entered the teleporta-potty, not knowing.
- I entered the teleporta-potty, not knowing.
- Not knowing that it had a malfunction. This teleporta-potty didn't teleport poo like it was supposed to. It telported me the pooer. Teleporta-potty corp. had been illegally dumping
- babyturds for several months before the Teleporta-potty corp CEO was able to identify the problem, and the clean-up pooperation lasted for almost a whole year and
- many mothers were distressed, the whole of the UK had turned into the worlds biggest poopathron.
- But that's not what I want to say about mothers from the UK. I have, in my time, "known" a few British mothers, and let me tell you something striking. They all, I mean, ALL
- are multi-orgasmic, from the Queen Mother to Susan Boyle. "Cor!" they all shout, and then a cup of tea later and they're ready for more. But they're also very picky about with whom
- they take on these shaken' shags. No normal man would do for the multi-orgasmic Queen Mother and Susan Boyle. No they needed men like 007 and Favio for their tristes
- And they were simulsimultaneously modelling their cars in front of the audience. Androids and folded story ideas were in the front row, gurgling with delight at the sky in front.
- Slurping with pleasure at the gentleness of mysterious fluff …down...over the mountainous mounds of jiggling embrace...DOWN...to the cavernous cottage masked in thatch haste…found!
- The next morning, after I awoke, tired from the previous night's climax--my skin still moist and tacky--I looked at the empty spot on the bed next to me. I don't recall her name.
- Started
- 2013-04-24 22:55:48
- Finished
- 2017-03-03 01:06:59
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Woab Mar 03 2017 @ 16:39
I think it was Susan Boyle.
mporkwing Mar 03 2017 @ 17:23
Hahaha telaporta-potty ahahahahahahahaha! *click*
Jimbeau Mar 03 2017 @ 21:24
Someone older who has the face and womanly figure of Emelia Clarke...
MadWorld Mar 04 2017 @ 11:10
I think it is some woman on Foldingstory.