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What is the word tonight bro?

  • What is the word tonight bro?
  • not shit
  • Such language for a lady!
  • lol
  • p-q b-d --[]-[]-- "Have you seen my glasses?"☊ ☍⚯ "I think I left them on my recliner. I hope noone sat on them!" ☌☆ "Hey, I found... Oh these are John's -☮☮-
  • peace-sign sunglasses. I'd recognize them anywhere." Everyone took a good look. Yes, they were definitely John's. Dark red frames with rose-tinted lenses.
  • John plucked the sunglasses back, then, in a fit of rage, he threw them on the floor and stomped on them. "IF I CAN'T HAVE THEM, NO-ONE CAN!" he shrieked. The "peace" effect had ap
  • parently worn off. He was filled with rage, unable to believe the dismal truth. So I slugged him. We brawled for 40 minutes before I prevailed. I forced another pair of sunglasses
  • onto his ugly stupid face. They had rose- colored lens, because I knew...HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Nov 16 2015 @ 18:48

    Thanks for the like, pp and the cool ending. I enjoyed turning 'lol' into a part of someone's glasses. Even funnier when I discovered their where two in a row. Come to think of it 'pp' looks like a pair of monocles, doesn't it? You don't where monocles do you?

  2. PurpleProf Nov 16 2015 @ 23:29

    No sir, I don't. You are quite clever!

  3. Chaz Nov 17 2015 @ 08:44

    8-)

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