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오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니

  • 오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.
  • It was later than I usually started my day, but last night I'd been out partying with friends from work. We were celebrating the end of a long, difficult project we'd been working
  • on. The project required us to pull 2 all-nighters. But it was worth it. We managed to impress the CEO and they're going consider using our project proposal. I came in to work with
  • my space rocket pyjamas and second best teddy. He'd missed me since I decided to work 24 hours a day. The CEO came out of his massive corner office, took one look at teddy & nabbed
  • his flask from his underwear. Downing the entire contents (Everclear), he fell to his knees and cried, "O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni!" My teddy tormented the eunuch CEO,
  • Who was a daughter if Tzu Chi, the last Emperor of China. The Wu dynasty used sedan chairs, aka bullock carts, to get around, even to buy groceries. The Eunuch needed goat's milk.
  • For what reason, no one was really sure, but who can argue with a Eunuch? Some suspected he wanted the goat's milk for voodoo, or perhaps to make cheese, but I thought that he
  • was an atheist and a vegetarian. So maybe he simply wanted a friend. Goats make good companions, and the eunuch seemed lonely, so why not?
  • "Tell me what you know of the universe, O goat," said the eunich to his new friend. "Meh," said the goat. "I know just what you mean," said the eunich. And so the two friends went
  • and searched for a universe more to their liking. The goat wanted one with lots of kids. The eunuch wanted one with lots of kids also but the kids didn't want either of them.

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