오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.

It was later than I usually started my day, but last night I'd been out partying with friends from work. We were celebrating the end of a long, difficult project we'd been working

on. The project required us to pull 2 all-nighters. But it was worth it. We managed to impress the CEO and they're going consider using our project proposal. I came in to work with

my space rocket pyjamas and second best teddy. He'd missed me since I decided to work 24 hours a day. The CEO came out of his massive corner office, took one look at teddy & nabbed

his flask from his underwear. Downing the entire contents (Everclear), he fell to his knees and cried, "O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni!" My teddy tormented the eunuch CEO,

Who was a daughter if Tzu Chi, the last Emperor of China. The Wu dynasty used sedan chairs, aka bullock carts, to get around, even to buy groceries. The Eunuch needed goat's milk.

For what reason, no one was really sure, but who can argue with a Eunuch? Some suspected he wanted the goat's milk for voodoo, or perhaps to make cheese, but I thought that he

was an atheist and a vegetarian. So maybe he simply wanted a friend. Goats make good companions, and the eunuch seemed lonely, so why not?

"Tell me what you know of the universe, O goat," said the eunich to his new friend. "Meh," said the goat. "I know just what you mean," said the eunich. And so the two friends went

and searched for a universe more to their liking. The goat wanted one with lots of kids. The eunuch wanted one with lots of kids also but the kids didn't want either of them.