The situation of the situation has always

The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to

situational situations. In other news a man wearing a wizard costume has broken into a closed warehouse and stolen several crates of

donut holes. Bakeries only noticed them missing this morning. The wizard has also stolen button holes, rabbit holes and the seventh hole at the majors. Various members of congress

began to worry that this would be the end of all holes. But then the wizard stole plot holes and all the stories began to make sense. They named him a hero but at the ceremony

he surprised everyone by unleashing all the plot holes at once! The wizard laughed as everyone became too confused to make sense of anything. He took this opportunity to

To make a run for it. The wizard disappeared in a cloud of thick purple smoke, but everyone was still too confused to notice.

Coughing, the wizard fanned away the smoke. He was safe in his study, a little the worse for wear, but alive. He patted his pockets. "Now, where did I place my pipe?"

"Your pipe is in the baptismal font," drawled the wizard's dragon chum Bernhard, "right where you left it." "I knew that," grumbled the old wizard as he send a small purple shock

The humourous aspect of textbooks is where I started my adventure. Then I filled in the blanks. Folding stories are the best adventure of all!