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This is a test of the Emergency FoldingStory

  • This is a test of the Emergency FoldingStory System. FS writers across the world in voluntary cooperation with a few creative authorities have developed this system to keep you
  • -r soul from being crushed by a pointless job. You have folded within the last 24 hours, but if this were a real emergency, our dedicated squad of folders would visit your cubicle
  • confession box. You see, Foldingstory is trying to create its own cul...religion. It's a spirituality that you can practice at work. The folds are where you confess your most secre
  • t language devices. Adherents can utilize all sorts of arcane code words, euphemisms, allusions, and hidden meanings within their own personal additions to folding stories.
  • After completing the final fold, the members of the cult involved in the story reenacted it in a public space. Inevitably the folding story cult's theater performances caused
  • a disturbance on Earth's axis and a hell mouth was opened.Demons flew out of the pit and over the actors at the Fold Cult Theater so that
  • the cast lost their dramatic timing and the production of Mamet's stage interpretation of Apocalypse Now! was ruined. The flying demons spread out across the darkening sky, forming
  • horrible images. Everyone screamed and ran. There was complete pandemonium, until the Lord came. He swept in and silenced everyone, making them freeze on the spot. "Good morning!"
  • The Godhead was percieved by everyone across the world. "Long time since we've chatted. Been busy. How you guys doing? On a scale of 1 to 10?"
  • I said it would be a 7 or 8. No way I could lie and say a 10. I was still have nightmares about my ex wife. The Godhead said, don't worry. It will work out in the wash, somehow.

2 Comments

  1. mensaque May 31 2016 @ 17:22

    It will all work out!Cool!

  2. PurpleProf Jun 01 2016 @ 23:39

    CHAZ!!! LOL!!

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