The last week, Berlin was visited by us.

The last week, Berlin was visited by us. The most important things about the Berlin's history were explained by Arnau, our guide. The monuments were visited and enjoyed by us.

There was the famous place where the Dadaists met and did the first exquisite corpses. They folded stories all night, the legend goes. This felt like a shrine to my folding stories

because it was so extremely bumpy. I wanted to pay my respects the Ukranian way. So what I did grab a whole bunch of folding stories and

bake them into sausages.I thought this would be pretty neat because then ppl can open the sausages like fortune cookies.As a chef,I like to add an Asian twist to my European dishes

. Sake and Teriyaki are my best friends. The stuffed sausages floated happily in a tempting brown sauce while my guests had cocktails and appys.

The suite was filled with the clinking of glasses and the occasional cough. I stood in the corner, admiring all that I had accomplished. Not only were my best friends here,

my highly busy therapist and her whole crew came along. I know I did this all for them, but it sure felt like they were trying to please me! Who'da thunk a mancave could bring us

here to address that fact that you seem unable to stop yourself from stealing." "Psh, I can stop any time I want," I said. "Oh? Then I suppose that is NOT my pen?"

"No," I state simply, quickly horking down the pen whole, coughing and sputtering grossly. "You can't prove anything!" vomit promptly covers the floor and all shoes involved.