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Why is it that when the first thing we want

  • Why is it that when the first thing we want to learn in a foreign language is new swear words? You travel & can't ask for directions but can call people mofos?
  • We swear in foreign languages for the same reason a child will stick out a tongue behind a stern teacher and why trolls are anonymous. So when I ask for a pen, it better be a #^$!(
  • ing pen". I've demonstrated my anger management issues from Valparaiso to Omsk in 15 different languages including Welsh. Why? One reason: Johnny Foreigner, the bloodiness of.
  • His Coat of Arms was the kind that inspired fear. Black ravens, a stag's heart and swords. Johnny Foreigner was a real evil bastard.
  • But he had excellent hair, and the women couldn't resist him. The kind of guy you just hate, total sociopath who always gets the chicks. Johnny Foreigner, a lead guitarist to boot,
  • Sang about women who played the hunger games and mistook it for real life. He went to the nearest grocery store, only to be caught up in looting.
  • When the Guardsman caught him coming out of the grocery store with his arms full of Readers Digest he was shot as a looter. The Readers Digest dampened the bullet but it still hurt
  • his pride and made a little bruise below his left nipple, which he found later. He threw the Readers Digests into the alley and ran as the guard fired again. He knew he had to get
  • as far away as possible from the cops. Of course it would be handy to have a plane, but what did he look like, Elon Musk? No, just run around corners, fake em out, make sure they
  • remained distracted by his doughnut trail. Carefully he dropped a french crueller, then a chocolate sprinkled, a cream-filled, a glazed...then backtracked to escape. The PO-lice
Started
2014-02-23 13:20:41
Finished
2019-09-14 13:48:28

3 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 14 2019 @ 13:55

    DANG IT! Does someone want to finish the story??
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    Woab Sep 14 2019 @ 16:23

    (There, there, Hon. Let Weird Old Auntie Bess handle it.) , being well-known for their inability to pass up any sort of breakfast pastry, were very quickly on the trail of the thief. They apprehended him and made him work off his to society debt by preparing coffee cake for the squad for ten long years and referring to him as "Sarah Lee". Oh, the humiliation. The End. (Now, get to sleep ya little brats!)
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    LordVacuity Sep 14 2019 @ 16:54

    I see bean people.

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