This
- This
- End. "The End?" he wondered. He flipped through the rest of the pages, all blank. He looked at the spine. The title read,
- "A Compilation of the Cumulative Accomplishments of the Last 5 U.S. Presidents". Ah! He forked over the $50, knowing Trump will appreciate the tome & have no trouble reading it.
- Surprisingly he picked up the hefty book and started reading. An hour later he took to his Twitter account. "2 pages in and not 1 mention of me and My Contributions. Sad!" #unfair
- But life is unfair to someone who must be seen at all times as a compassionate person. He sought therapy for his glory mongering. The therapist was a sexy blonde in a red suit.
- in the room full of comfy chairs and soft lights, she stuck out. Blonde hair tangled, breasts peeking out from under her sharp scarlet suit. She didn't look like a therapist.
- However, looks can be deceiving. "I can see from your expression that I am not what you expected as your therapist", she sighed, buttoning her scarlet suit up to the neck. "Tell me
- about it" I said, intending the statement to be an invitation for explanation. The cold look she gave told me she didn't take invitations lightly. Her stare drilled into my head, s
- -topped only by the extremely dense tissue of my brain. Suddenly I had a use for her. I picked her up and aimed her stare at various things which needed to be drilled. It seemed to
- to be working out until I started to use her stare to drill for oil. Big Oil did not like that one bit. They made a big stink about out & had their paid politicians confiscate her.
- Started
- 2017-02-20 03:45:41
- Finished
- 2017-04-18 12:04:16
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Woab Apr 19 2017 @ 14:58
"This" has some interesting consistencies.