Dora the Explorer was really an Asian Boy.

Dora the Explorer was really an Asian Boy. It was the only acting gig he could get. He tried his best to keep up the lie but

his eyes and constant bruce lee quotes gave him away. Not to mention the bulging

pectorals that were almost ripping through his shirt. Yeah, those were dangerously close to being classified as "Tits." However, should you tell him, he would insist that

he had gotten the implants from a tent sale at the Salvation Army store, and at those savings, who could resist? So yeah, go ahead and call them "Tits" if you want, but

they're really just man boobs. Really expensive and fake man boobs. It's not like he had a choice. The man boobs play an important role in his next mission.

Mission Impossible: to infiltrate the Rockets and find out which one of them was really a man. So, he was a man, with prosthetic man boobs sent to find a man with the same. Cruise

went cruisin' so to speak. After he'd poisoned the bass player, the autopsy confirmed this what not the guy he was after. It didn't take long before The Rockets held auditions to f

for every assassin in the hemisphere. The Rockets attempted to improve their reputation by performing at charity events, but with out any band members left, Simon on the tambourine

couldn't possibly up the gusto of their air show performances. Once again, the Wonderbolts took the year's crown of the annual skydiving music performance competition.