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These are a few of my favorite words: Squeegie.

  • These are a few of my favorite words: Squeegie. Pumpernickel. Carbuncle. Earwig. Festooned. Snorkel. Crabby. Roachmotel. Cataclysm. Simpelton. Hobo. Make a story out of them!
  • Scene 1: The simpleton hobo snorkeled, post-cataclysm, in a franchised RoachMotel pool whilst a crabby, carbuncled & festooned salesman wielding a squeegie devoured a giant earwig.
  • ...and action! Mark worried about motivation as he crunched down on an earwig waving his squeegie at the hobo, who rose from the shallow end blowing water from a snorkel. Cut!
  • "Let's roll that one again!" shouted the director. "...and ACTION!" Mark waved an earwig, crunched a squeegie down on the hobo, & then blew a snorkel out of the water. A stuntman
  • was hired from the help wanted part of Craigslist. He was an old Polish man named Slipowski. He wasn't the greatest stuntman, but he was cheap. The director and Mark decided to
  • ply him with Irish car bombs and Sex on the beach until he was loose enough to take a full shot of bioluminescent phytoplankton. Slipowski pounded it, then stumbled out the trailer
  • on a mad search for his "carkeys" he said. Of course, he did not have a car. There hadn't been a car in these parts for nigh on 4000 years. "Slipowski! Don't do it!" I screamed
  • , "a camel is not a car". Slipowski yelled "Where are the camels keys?, how do you drive this wretched animal". The camel was not impressed, he lifted his top lip and
  • showed Slipowski his 24 carat grill, you know ALL the hip animals are wearing them these days. "Stupid camel, that's the LAST time you get to borrow my black AMEX card." Since the
  • n, the camel hasn't spoken to him again. "No skin off my teeth," thought Slipowski to himself, right before he clumsily tripped into the path of a speeding 18-wheeler.
Started
2014-01-03 18:47:44
Finished
2014-01-29 18:04:54

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 29 2014 @ 18:19

    Slipowski's last stunt.
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    PurpleProf Jan 29 2014 @ 19:01

    Slipowski got a grill too!
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    49erFaithful Jan 31 2014 @ 15:50

    Pamplemousse (French for grapefruit), whisper, flimflam, gargoyle, rigatoni, salami, voluptuous, shaman, Piccadilly.
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    Chaz Feb 01 2014 @ 00:02

    For lovers of interesting words I would recommend: "Bulbous Bouffant" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ
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    SlimWhitman Feb 01 2014 @ 05:06

    Props for the ruffldFeathr's camel fold making Slipowski a quotable meme in one fold and cheers all around. Nice story.

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