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AnneMarie,dancer at L'OperaBallet,Paris where

  • AnneMarie,dancer at L'OperaBallet,Paris where students are called"little mice",had a rat phobia.Almost impossible to her to say yes to the part on TheNutcracker."Mice King my ass!"
  • shouted Richard Gere while he watched them rehearse. He saw their shocked face. The Mouse King took off the mask and stared at Gere as if to say,
  • "I'm workin' heah! Do I rock the slurpee machine when you're workin'!?" The Mouse King shook his head as if to say he was annoyed with Mr. Gere. He donned the mask again & sang,
  • "Hey, it's fun to be a prostitute!" He had a terrible habit of opening Bongwater songs towards the middle, but being the Mouse King nobody complained. Mr. Gere seethed, feeling
  • being a Buddhist had changed his perspective of doing anything other than folding old stories for enlightenment. Nowhere could a prostitute be spotted, thanks to Shout. Mouse King
  • was an mediocre buddhist. He'd offer up the holes of his cheese to his ancestors & mumbled his prayers against marauding cats incoherently. Mouse King lived in Rosy's net stockings
  • that had fallen out of her eighth floor apartment and had landed in a tree outside. The stockings made a fine hammock for Mouse King and he enjoyed a stiff drink and a gentle wind
  • to steer her by. Sadly a hammock makes a poor vessel and quickly sank causing the Mouse King to lose his crown to the murky depths of Pickachu Lake. The king barely made it ashore.
  • The Mouse Kimg set up a temporary court on the lakeside and accepted tribute from crickets, mayflies and squabbling water fleas who were carried in a bubble of water hanging from
  • ropes above Niagra Falls. It was a new method of pest control which sparked controversy among locals. In the end, the locals rioted, and accidentally set all the pests free.
Started
2011-10-23 13:05:18
Finished
2016-08-13 18:55:04

2 Comments

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    lucielucie Aug 14 2016 @ 08:21

    Only took nearly 5 years to finish. Go us!!
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    Woab Aug 15 2016 @ 14:06

    Oh well, at least we're clearing out the cobwebs.

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