Despite the blood pounding in my ears, I
- Despite the blood pounding in my ears, I could hear the wolf pacing me in the dark wood. I wouldn't win a race to the cabin's safety. To my left, I saw the headlights of
- a truck.I could run towards the road,risk being hit if the truck driver couldn't break in time or risk having to blow him for a ride if he was a jerk,or risk facing the angry wolf
- nipples are awesome. Sometimes I roam around the woods looking for a wolf den. usually urine is the tip-off. Then I wait in the den and wait for Mama's wolfy nipples
- . But the only wolf in the den was Star wolf's own Wolf O'Donnell, long retired from his mercenary days. "Can't let you do... that..." he said, passing out in a drunken stupor.
- "Goddammit, you're the best pilot in Lylat who doesn't abide by military regulations!" I poured hot coffee in his face. "Can'tletyoubrewthatStarbucks!" Wolf awoke. "Get my gun."
- Annie, handed him the Smith and Wesson loaded with 6 bullets, 5 lead and one silver. Wolf spun the cylinder and put it to his shaggy head. "You wanted a risk-taker?"
- Wolfie pulled my head close to his, temple to temple. Annie gasped. I wanted to kiss him. He cocked the revolver. Only one of those bullets would kill us both. His shampoo's scent
- overpowered my senses (definitely Pantene) and because of that, I then did something completely crazy. I started singing "Rock the Casbah." Wolfie dropped the gun & kissed me.
- "If I stay there will be trouble," Wolfie said. "If you go there will be double," I replied. Suddenly an armadillo appeared from nowhere, picked up the gun in its mouth and raced
- towards the glowing TacoBell sign. When craving for a MexiMelt there is nothing that can stand in the way of a gun-toting Armadillo. Mmmm, fourth meal & think outside the bun.
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- 2011-05-01 17:46:56
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- 2013-05-06 14:22:10
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PurpleProf May 06 2013 @ 22:07
Should Wolfie stay? Or should he go now? Whatever...Sharif don't like it. I like the reference to "Annie Get Your Gun", SlimW...
Chaz May 07 2013 @ 17:51
As I type this on my MacBook and sip my Diet Coke with Lime, I am horrified at the product placement of Taco Bell in the last line. (mmmmm... tacos... mmmmmm)