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Come on Millie! Come on, girl. Let's go!

  • Come on Millie! Come on, girl. Let's go! COME ON MILLIE!! Want a goodie? Turkey?? Bye-byes??
  • I hated the way My father talked to my daughter. So patronizing. So, much like a dog. Grandfathers are supposed to be wise and delightful. But my dad is a real giant
  • dicktater. Just because he bought an island and conned some poor janitorial staff into indentured servitude he thought he was the king of Bullroar Mountain. Well, my daughter and I
  • decided enough was enough, and started a resistance movement. Bullroar island would soon be free once again. My daughter and I, along with the rest of the rebels, planned an attack
  • on the master's wine stores. It seemed, that the masters survived solely on a diet of wine and whiskey. Me and the rest of the rebels were going to blow the wine storage to bits.
  • We'd flood the cellars and starve those posh winos of their beloved tipple! Not only that, but I was going to be the chosen rebel militiaman that set off the explosives!
  • When I got there, it all changed. So many lovely beverages, I think I will take them instead of blowing them up. The problem is, I can't carry so many large racks of Brandy alone.
  • So I started drinking right there. Seemed a waste not to. That was the first mistake. I became so sloshed I forgot about the explosives. Obviously I survive or I wouldn't be writin
  • this. But I got so drunk, getting a new haircup seemed a REALLY good idea all of a sudden. It was only when the tattooed hair-stylist told me this cut was DA BOMB, that I remember
  • Watching the tellie and seeing a report on it. Haircups were back in style, thanks to some millennial pop star who did it on dare. Or so he bragged. I cannot stand such cretins!
Started
2013-06-21 21:54:03
Finished
2016-05-06 07:41:13

3 Comments

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    dTwanty May 06 2016 @ 08:59

    effing haircups... Someday, I'll check my spelling...
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    Dhanithecat May 06 2016 @ 10:05

    Good pun!
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    Crazydance May 06 2016 @ 16:41

    dTwanty, I hope you weren't in a wine cellar at the time you wrote this.

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