He feel in love with his doctor's daughter's
- He feel in love with his doctor's daughter's teacher's neighbor's mailman's chiropractor's favorite radio talk-show host's attorney's dentist's front desk clerk's sister, Esther.
- But Esther was involved with the Dentist's malpractice lawyer's golf buddies dog's coiffure's interior decorators recently out of the closet friend Dennis meaning Esther was availa
- ble for weddings & barmitzvas with her one woman monologue. Esther was OK most days, but if someone mentioned dentists, lawyers, dog grooming, decorating, gay friends or Dennis
- Miller she went nuts. This is why Esther has been wrapped in bubble wrap. Her Doctor basically had nowhere to go. She was so whacky that regular meds didn't work.
- Her family suspended Esther from the ceiling of the living room & just kept her encased in her bubblewrap straight jacket. The Dr. told us to pop the bubbles as part of her therapy
- , but each "snap" made her jerk violently. "No! Please! Stop!" she cried. "I don't know anything!"
- The man smiled and continued with the torture, (snap) "On my next slide here we are at the famous Corn Palace." (snap) She screamed "All right I'll tell!" (snap)
- The woman cried, "Please no more slides. I corn take it any longer!" The man frowned and said, "Aw shucks, I was only trying to educate you... and by the way, call me Colonel."
- They refer to me as the KFC colonel, i educated her about chicken, endless chicken food, zinger burgers, chicken wings, bongless banquet, zinger tower burgers and popcorn chicken.
- And after 5 years i got diabetes and lost my foot ;(
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- 2012-08-05 21:39:22
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PurpleProf Jun 03 2013 @ 09:33
Ha ha...foldmeonce!
foldmeonce Jun 03 2013 @ 10:12
:D Sorry for the corny humor.