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  would have to find her way with her acute sense of smell now. She followed her nose and moved to Haiti and lived happily ever after...

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  2011-02-17 00:09:27

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  delicately tweaked, he felt a strange burning sensation in what his mother called "parts unknown."

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  2011-02-17 00:05:31

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  everybody knew it was Darrell. This year NASCAR had really done it. If I see another

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  2011-02-17 00:02:53

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  Just because there's snow on the roof; doesn't mean there's not a

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  2011-02-17 00:01:13

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  to escape. She lifted up the large man and to his amazement, tossed him onto the thrown. He was dirty and smelly and clearly hadn't bathed in some time. His clothes were so thin

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  2011-02-09 13:35:36

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  eaten a bad clam, I became something of a cookie-monster. Ever since I can remember, "C" is for cookie and that's good enough for me.

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  2011-02-05 14:36:41

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  urinary tract infections. The discolorations and secretions made that

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  2011-02-05 14:34:46

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  Archie was a man of taste. He had a style and panache equaled only by his highly developed palette. But Fran's dinners challenged him. The flavors melded such that

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  2011-02-05 14:32:30

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  up her life. I had never seen such a vile act in such close proximity to John Law. But that had been his style, he was always the classy one in the family. It made me so

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  2011-02-03 23:54:42

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  crying out loud. So, Shelly did her best to pinch her nipples and claim that milk would spray everywhere if she let go. Surely they would understand this dilemma, wouldn't they?

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  2011-02-03 23:51:13

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  an old fishing accident. Some of the village elders had little patience for Sarge. It had been several years since the injury, yet he wandered aimlessly through town,

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  2011-02-03 23:48:03

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  She continued to slather him in hot gooey caramel. He continued to cry incessantly as he begged for more. Mother couldn't believe what she had heard, this time she

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  2011-02-03 23:45:47

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  Petunia wouldn't stop lapping the leaking brains so that helped too. In the next room, Adam called out to Robert, "Hello Robert?" But Robert wasn't there, he was in the foyer

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  2011-02-03 23:40:15

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  And also misshapen. The heavy paddle could help complete a nice rearrangement of her face to match.

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  2011-02-02 01:00:13

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  sang to him like the voice of the goddess of everythingonit. He knew it was time to spit or get off the pot. It was do or die. He had to make the best pizza

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  2011-02-01 01:26:43

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  the creamy remnants dribbled down from their lower lips, slowly, and dripped from their chins onto the weathered zinc surface below. Then came the music and they'd all begin to

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  2011-01-31 22:04:28

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  chipped a tooth on a hard part. As my tongue began to swell,

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  2011-01-31 21:52:01

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  Ahh Albert! Albert was so beautiful. Heavenly in fact, and beautiful with his gently pierced soft and supple, inverted heart. You could imagine my surprise when

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  2011-01-30 21:50:36

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  was all in a tizzy on this day. It was Sunday, but it wasn't Sunday. But what does that mean? And what's the big idea?

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  2011-01-30 21:45:44

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  Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.

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  2011-01-30 21:43:33