Everyone's heard of Mother Goose, but no

Everyone's heard of Mother Goose, but no one's heard of Mother Bruce.

Standing almost 7 feet tall and wide with muscle, Mother Bruce was a kind figure in the community. His beard was often braided and ribboned as he told fairy tales to kids at the

his knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System was spotty, and he probably made blanket forts with the reference books. Well, Mother Bruce would teach that pickle to talk. Syntax was

entering the third trimester and was not looking forward to the future. Her MLS was a financial mistake, but goddamn she OWNED the Greenwich Village party scene. Except for the

Parties attended by trance dummies practising mime. They were well known for playing with fire every time they missed the train or bus. She vowed revenge and figured out how to end

all justifications, necessities, and reasons for things being the way they were. She would wield her Will to get her vengeance with Certitude! All doubts would crumble and her cold

dish would be served. She had brought a dual entry which was made up of an Alpine aspic paired with a gazpacho of cucumber. She knew the weaknesses of the judges. She had spent all

her time making sure the lemon extract on the gazpacho was just right but by doing that this meant she'd forgotten a key part of the dish, the

bottom part that held the gazpacho. So she poured the gazpacho all over her new shoes and the lemon extract burned holes in them. After that she was known as the Shoeless Chef.