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Something's wrong with the avocado pears.

  • Something's wrong with the avocado pears.
  • They r wild, yet seeds r dispersed across whole Calakmul valley - were avocado pits in digest. tract of a lg animal/possibly Glyptodont!? Nov. 3 2013. The last entry of Dr. Huarez
  • ended there. I peered closely at Dr. Huarez' journal. A smudge of blood. Looking around I noticed claw-like footprints & OH GOD, some loose teeth scattered over there! Glyptodonts
  • are teeth with words inscribed on them. They were created by ancient order of Cavity men.
  • Here lies the root of all evil, Canal of sugary pursuit, A Observance of – Hermits.
  • This particular hermit has taken a vow of silence. A vow he breaks whenever he eats beans, which is everyday. Being a hermit, he has to grow what the Lord does not provide on the b
  • -illion dollops a year he earns as the occupant of the hermitage in the Rockefeller's east garden. In his rags, he grumbles about taxes, meanwhile his bank account swells to
  • a size that no-one would turn a blind eye to; on the contrary, most, if not all, would seize such a swollen asset and swing it freely among the peasants…and the peasants would envy
  • yon ass & chant, "What art thee to do with all thine junk? All thine junk within thine trunk? And a nonny nonny hey!" A woodcut of the Dancing Plague shows Lady Gaga just as she
  • lay her bounty at the Coventry Taxing authority's feet. A comely bounty. Lady Gaga thought herself Suzanna, naked before the judges. They cloistered her in the Coventry convent.
Started
2013-11-02 14:36:13
Finished
2020-09-12 22:41:37

3 Comments

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    Jimbeau Sep 13 2020 @ 01:09

    Those damned avocado pears!
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    Jimbeau Sep 13 2020 @ 01:11

    Zetawilk"s Fold is the best and funniest...IMO.
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    Zetawilk Sep 13 2020 @ 20:47

    Thank you kindly!

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