Took my next left foot jump and bet it against

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

-oogly. Then I took my left foot out and I shook it all about. I did the Hokey-Pokey and I turned myself inside out, and that's what it's all about, if you want to look inward.

It sure is dark in there, I thought. It was the first time I'd really looked within myself. I delved further and found

a vast emptiness. "Huh." I said. Turns out I was hollow inside after all.

The cool thing was my exterior looked completely realistic. I was literally just a suit! So really all I needed was to surround a host organism to be able to walk & talk

& you know... It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except that I didn't have any seed pods and I was a suit. Otherwise it was the same. The last time I planted

okra I was CERTAIN the little okra pods were invasion of the slug body snatcher pods, so I called the fire department. They took me to the hospital and doctors talked to me about

Why okra is healthy for you, despite it being slimy. The slug body snatcher could have passed for a whole okea but he was a carnivore. I was a lifelong vegetarian.

While you're chomping on a Big Mac and greasy wings to fulfill your meaty appetite, I was here dining on tofu steak topped with arugula, imbibing just enough nourishment to get by.

"Why?Cuz you gotta rush home in time to save the whales?" Someone retorted. No!" he said defiantly."Today is Quinoa, Kale & Kumbaya Day!Tomorrow is Macrame & Meditation! So there!"