Took my next left foot jump and bet it against

  • Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g
  • -oogly. Then I took my left foot out and I shook it all about. I did the Hokey-Pokey and I turned myself inside out, and that's what it's all about, if you want to look inward.
  • It sure is dark in there, I thought. It was the first time I'd really looked within myself. I delved further and found
  • a vast emptiness. "Huh." I said. Turns out I was hollow inside after all.
  • The cool thing was my exterior looked completely realistic. I was literally just a suit! So really all I needed was to surround a host organism to be able to walk & talk
  • & you know... It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except that I didn't have any seed pods and I was a suit. Otherwise it was the same. The last time I planted
  • okra I was CERTAIN the little okra pods were invasion of the slug body snatcher pods, so I called the fire department. They took me to the hospital and doctors talked to me about
  • Why okra is healthy for you, despite it being slimy. The slug body snatcher could have passed for a whole okea but he was a carnivore. I was a lifelong vegetarian.
  • While you're chomping on a Big Mac and greasy wings to fulfill your meaty appetite, I was here dining on tofu steak topped with arugula, imbibing just enough nourishment to get by.
  • "Why?Cuz you gotta rush home in time to save the whales?" Someone retorted. No!" he said defiantly."Today is Quinoa, Kale & Kumbaya Day!Tomorrow is Macrame & Meditation! So there!"


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